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Doofy & Snow White, just another bizarre love story

29 Jul

Being a princess isn’t easy, specially when your dad gets married with an evil woman that is jealous of your youth and beauty. Snow White got tired of all those boring princes that only wanted the secksin and her dad’s money so she was quite glad when her stepmother sent her to the dark forest…

No animals , no people, nothing. She was about to die of boredom when suddenly she started hearing some music…Following the sound she found a club in the middle of the forest and there he was, giving it all on the dancefloor.

– Hey pretty!!! My name is Doofy, how are you?

– Hello, i am Snow White, but my friends call me Snowhite. I am a bit lost in the forest.

– Oh, don’t worry i can take you home. Used to live with my 6 brothers but i got tired of them. Wanna see where i live?

She was hungry and needed to pee badly, so was quite happy to go somewhere nice, and that little dwarf looked harmless…

 

– Ohhh i love roses, thank you!!

– A girl like you should always have roses.

– I like you, Doofy.

Snowhite was feeling safe with that sweet romancing dwarf, they danced and danced and finally rested a bit on the beach.

 

– Mmm Doofy, you have a big thing in your pocket!

– Oh…that…that is my mobile phone sweety. Anyway, do you wanna see the rest of the place?

– Sure, do you have a toilet?

– Ermm…yes i guess…

 

Doofy said they’d play a game, and after playing she could pee. Snowhite agreed, after all she was very curious about this guy and always liked playing.

 

– Ooh a cross! Dad’s wife has one, but i never knew what was it for.

– It is a very funny toy, just let me adjust the cuffs and…voila!

After a while she was sweating lots, so Doofy gently offered to help her get undressed… and they continued playing.

 

After an hour or so Doofy and Snowhite were both tired, and the idea of a massage seemed nice…

 

 

– Oh, almost forgot, next week it’s my birthday. My 6 brothers will visit, wanna join the party?

– Sure Doofy, i am not going anywhere…

The Geekgasm Hunt

25 Jun

Are you a geek? And proud of it?

If the answer to these questions is yes, or if you just feel sympathy for everything geek related, then this hunt is for you!!!41 stores with awesome gifts for the übergeek ❤

I finnished it yesterday and had a hard time taking pics of all items so you can have a preview. Most of them look much better in-world than in the pics, so don’t hesitate and hunt them yourself!!

 

Here i am wearing gifts from #1 (shape, skin and ears), #2 (bow tie and glasses), #4 (bracelete), #7 (DNA summer dress), #10 (hat)

#5 (ears), #6 (talk nerdy to me female outfit, has a male version too)

#3(tardis lamp), #8 (glowin penguin lamp and shoulder sitter), #9( skin, hairbase, 3d glasses and teeth layer), #11 (pose and cane)

#12- (Cthulu Plushie and hair), #13 (go fishy lava lamp), #14 (first spring home, this one looks waaay better in full view and in world), #15 (blow me nintendo shirt and i spy with my little omfggg tattoo)

#16 (rubiks, earing and ring), #17 geek ultra nook, #18 male shirt (nerd is the new sexy, comes with a female shirt too but i prefer this one), #19 geek survival backpack, #30 phone neck strap


#20 Urkel outfit (female) and light saber umbrella

#21 ivory pearl earing, #22 boom! head shot tank, #24 shocked nerd sweater on waist,
#25 cthulhu (mouth), #26 turn me on eyes, #28 princess peach mizu makeover, #29 mario nails shroom, #31 pose (5 from a set of 5)

#23 do it like a nerd outfit, #34 gamegirl beanbag and gaming device, #37 nerding you earings

#27 afk pac-man style sign, has an afk on top of the avi’s head but it’s not shown on the picture, pac-man ghost on mouth & vulcan shirt, #36 shy geek pose 1, #39 lunatic lanyards blue (neck)

#32 geek t-shirt

#33 argyle anonimous shirt and pants, nerdy glasses and herman tie, #36 shy geek pose 2

#35 1<3u shirt

#38 reading pillows, #40 what i am hoodie jacket

#41 hands

 

Like it? Then go hunting!! Starting point is @ Ello Poppet and it runs from 7am SLT on June23rd to July 13th (a whopping nine days longer than last year!), and hunters will be looking for a tiny prim Nintendo Entertainment System (NES :). Look for the Geekgasm group in-world to meet some fellow hunters and get the notecard with all the hints. Happy hunting!!

 

 

 

When Verne met Jules

21 Jun

A few weeks after his first breakup, i thought it would be great taking Verne to the circus. I decided going to my fave circus…but it was closed!!!

That didn’t stop us though, the elephants were there so I jumped on stage to show the little creepy what an entertainer i am…

 

 

– Mommy!!!!The elephant is gonna eat you!!!

– Don’t worry silly, i don’t taste like peanuts at all, i will be ok.

– But what if he likes meat?

– Ok, you’re right, let’s go outside. I think i smell cotton candy!!

 

 

– Mommy, look what i found!!!!It is a little clockwork girl!!

– I am not a girl, i am a boy!!!, answered the little creature raising his metallic voice.

– But you wear a bow!!

– I like bows. If you live in a jar it means you’re a pickle?, answered the strange baby.

– No, of course not!

– Then i can wear a bow if i feel like it.

 

I thought they both looked very cute in their little fight and got them some cotton candy so they could make friends sharing some sweetness.

 

– So, what is your name?, i asked.

– My name is Jules, i work here selling cotton candy.

– Oh nice, and your parents?Where do you live?

– They left a long time ago, went to tour around Asia with some Indian Gypsy Circus. Come, i will show you my home.

 

– This is where is sleep and these naked guys in the picture are my parents. Mom always said i look like dad when he was young, what do you think?

– Ermmm yes…kind of…nevermind.

I let Jules and Verne play in the sun, while i sat there thinking, and thinking…How could i leave a little baby alone, having to sell cotton candy for a living?

 

– Hey, you two, wanna live together like brothers in our place?

It is hard to see tears of joy in a clockwork machine, and even harder on Verne, living in a jar full of liquid…but i am sure they were crying happily.

 

So, said and done we took Jules to our place. The poor creature was exhausted i think because, as soon as we landed, he fell asleep in my arms.

 

Verne’s last day of school…

21 Apr

Just before our Easter holidays Verne had to do some exam at school. With his name you’d think he’s a smartass, and you’re right…but he’s also damm lazy!!
I convinced him he had to make that test so we could go playing football afterwards, and that did the trick.
While we were waiting for the results, he started to draw: “i want to make a portrait”, he said.

He looked soo cute focussing in his creation!!!I wanted to peek and see what was he doing but he got angry and didn’t let me have a look till it was finnished.

– Ok, all done mommy, now you can look at my portrait.
– Ohhhhhh it looks great Verne, but who were you portraying?
– Who? Just some people i imagined.
– Then it’s not a portrait, silly. A portrait is your view on a person you’ve seen. But it is a great drawing, my little creepy thing.


Here we are, admiring his creation.

Soon afterwards, the teacher came with the results. He got 9 out of 10, awesome!!!
A deal is a deal, so we went to play football.

-Mommy, mommy, look at me!!!I want to play in Real Madrid!
– Sure Verne, we’ll find you a t -shirt your size and you’ll be ready to train with Mourinho ;p

Ooohhhhh, look there, i haven’t played that since i was like 10 years old!!!!Follow me!!!

Poor Verne couldn’t reach the bars so he just stood there giggling…and laughing his ass when i fell off!!!

So we ended our visit to his school in the nursery, funny, huh?

– Does it hurt, mommy?
– Nah, just itches a little bit, i will be fine (this said while trying not to cry from the pain)
– Can we play more football now then?
– Mmmmm i think i will rest a bit first, Verne. Go play alone while i watch from a safe distance-
– Wooohooooo he said while rushing outside again.

Apres-ski Tirolese Drunk German In Mallorca Party

9 Apr

Weird name for a party you could think but, in fact, it is the most suitable for what happened yesterday at SL Addicts!!!
One week ago, while spinning Anton Aus Tirol and seeing the reaction to such an awesome tune, i got the idea of a tirolese kinda party and…guess what? No one dared to stop me!!!
So, i got my lederhosen, my goat and 2 hours of “torture tunes” and headed to the club.


Hope was already there with the beer!!!!…maybe she thought she was gonna need it?Love ya girl!

The smell of the beer attracted Joppem Aus Tirol, he brought his own beer to make sure we had enough booze to survive the tuneage and showed us how to dance the traditional tiroler folk dance and how delightful movements he made!!

Two more tirolers came skiing straight from the Alps, they didn’t event take off their skis to dance, stole some beers from Hope and started to speak words only drunk germans can understand so…

i accepted Jops belgian beers and decided it was time to please the masses with my sweet voice (LOL). I didn’t even cared about following the lyrics, and i bet they didn’t notice!!

And guess what? Even the sexy Karmannghia McGinnis joined the party!!!She didn’t dare to wear a lederhosen, but she chose a very nice dress to match the spirit of the event!!!

I have to admit, while doing the setlist, i was wondering if anyone would manage to survive and stay for two full hours, even with me singing more than usual!!But i had in mind making someone laugh, and i think i made it!!!

Some came and left, but they stayed and they all deserved to take a new friend home…

Isn’t she cute?

Maybe i should design a shirt: “i survived Ame’s tirolese party” lmao!!

The Über Nerd & The Pussy in Boots: A Bizarre Love Story

4 Apr

Über Nerd: The ultimate in nerdisity; nerdus maximus. A nerd that other nerds look upon as a God amongst their species. This nerd is often assembled from parts of lesser nerds.
Pussy in Boots: French literary fairy tale about a cat who uses trickery and deceit to gain power, wealth, and the hand of a princess in marriage for his penniless and low-born master. The tale was written at the close of the seventeenth century by Charles Perrault (1628–1703).
FemDom: Female Domination (this one was easy, huh?)

Put together these three and you’ll get the most bizarre love story ever!!

I was wandering around, shopping and looking for new stuff to wear in my crazy events and also more casual stuff. Not sure how i ended in a place called “Dominion FemDom”. I was standing there with my shiny new red boots, trying to choose from different outfits, making myself that question. do i really need this? Suddenly i heard a low, nasal and kinda weird voice saying:

Like two foci of an elliptical
Your eyes entice me
Cause my cardiac muscles
To palpitate
As I estimate the distance
Between us
I’ve arrived
At the conclusion
That you’re sitting
Approximately 5 feet and 23 centimeters
Away from me
7 and one half millimeters closer
Than yesterday
As you sit there
And I calculate your potential energy
I find myself wishing
That I could change
Y= mx + b
Into y = Unext2me
You are my complementary angle
I long to whisper
That Newton’s laws
Were created just for you
Of course that’s not true
But logic doesn’t matter anymore
Because my feelings for you are growing exponentially
Like radiation, you penetrate through my skin
You watched my veins branch like fractals
While I reached for the pencil that you dropped
You listened to the logarithm my heart produced
At a near inaudible frequency
As I returned the pencil
To it’s rightful owner
Like absolute zero
All molecules within me halted
In that moment
Your centripetal force sent me spinning
And though they say opposites attract
You didn’t even utter a thank you
It figures
Seeing as the probability of you noticing me
Is exactly .41 in 10,731
But I long
To cosine my name on a love note
Addressed to you
You are the Pascal behind my triangle
And you can count on the fact
that I’ll calc-u-later

(poem by gogetenks8)

I had to turn my back and found this guy with weird looks, pens in his shirt pocket, awful glasses, a face full of spots and a mark from his iron on the back of the shirt.

– Who are you?
– I am an über nerd, and i want to be pwned by you.
– Pwned?, i asked.
– Yes, Ma’am.

So he gave me the leash to guide his collar and we were exploring around that FemDom place. At first i felt a bit weird, i believe in the free will and wasn’t sure if this whole domination thing was my cup of tea.

After a while i have to admit it was big fun!!!Poor nerdy having to follow me all around the place, forced to shop til i drop…mwahahahaha!!!We even made friends with some other Mistresses and their subs and, after some convo about Anton Aus Tirol , he wanted to go home.

As soon as we got home, he started to feel poorly, “maybe something i ate” he said…Then he ripped his clothes, screamed like an animal and…i couldn’t believe my eyes!!!

So now i have the biggest and strongest sub in the whole Second Life grid!!!

The Piranha Plant & The Tropical Elf

1 Apr

Everyone knows elves love nature, forests, lakes, flowers and animals and so on…an also a good party!!! This elf didn’t think twice before accepting the teleport to Sanctuary Rock. Event was “tropical party” so i thought….aloha!!!! and landed right in the middle of the dancefloor. As soon as everything rezzed, i instantly saw this creature: huge, green and with a very beautiful smile, showing off his big sharp white teeth.

Audrey, the piranha plant, started to drool right away and asked for a couple dance. I was a bit scared at first, but he (yes, Audrey is a he) promised i wouldn’t get bitten so i accepted…

Ever tried couple dancing with a huge plant? He was cute and green and so…but he was stepping on my feet all the time with his branches and roots! We decided to change and dance solo instead, was a great idea ‘cos my toes were starting to hurt badly.

We were both enjoying each other’s company, dancing and chatting and smiling all over, joking around and just having fun.

– Audrey: I think i love you Amelie.
– Me: Awwww i love you too Audrey.
– Audrey: Can i kiss you?
– Me: Sure you can!

– Me: Hey, you are trying to bite me!!!
– Audrey: Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (this said while chasing me all over the place, trying to bite me)
– Me: No friggin’ way!!!

So i just ran away as far as an elf with high heels can.

Conclussion: never dance with a piranha plant until he has eaten someone else 🙂

Hangover apocalypse

6 Mar

Yes, i am sure you all have had one of these mornings, when you wake up with a weird taste on your mouth, some meaningfull sentence written on your face, maybe even some custom drawing too, and someone’s undies on your head.
You barely remember what happened last night, but you think it was big fun, just because your whole body aches. Suddenly, you notice you’re not alone…
Then you look at the other side of the bed and see someone for the first time, you rub your eyes but no, the stranger’s still there!

-Hmmmm, you say.
-Hey, stranger answers.

At this point, you have two options: being a nice host and make some coffee for both, or kick the stranger out of your place and try not to bump into each other ever again.

I wont say which one was my choice, but afterwards i decided to hang out a bit. Too lazy to dress up, i picked some leggins and an oversized t-shirt and left. I was wondering what were those people looking at…

…when i started hearing them almost pissing on themselves.
And then it happened: i saw him. All dressed for the occassion, wearing a tie like only a true gentleman can do…I couldn’t stop perving him!

I was wondering if i should go and talk to him, when he rezzed these couple dance poseballs.

-Fancy a dance?, he said.
– Uhu, i answered.

Time was flying and we were dancing like noone else was there, they all vanished in this hangover apocalypse.

– Hello stranger, i said.
– Nice hat, he answered.

And we both smiled 🙂