Tag Archives: Creepy

Beware of wolves?

30 Oct

That’s what the sign says, but shouldn’t the wolf be aware of the little girl?

Once upon a time, there was a little girl who lived in a village near the forest.  She loved dressing in red, said it was “her colour”, so everyone called her Little Red Riding Hood.

One morning, she asked her mother if she could go to visit her grandmother while they were partying in the city, as it had been awhile since they’d seen each other, then packed a basket full of goodies to take over to her grandmother and left.

At the same time, the wolf was heading to the girl’s grandmother house too. The wolf…that girl drove him crazy. He was madly in love with her, but she  kept ignoring him. Maybe it was the hair, the fangs, the smell, or maybe she didn’t like guys with 4 legs, who knows.  One day he got desperate and thought that maybe if he made friends with her family things would be different. Her parents weren’t home so he decided visiting the grandma. While he was on his way, he could smell Red Riding Hood on her way too…what a great idea, we’ll meet there!!!, he said to himself. Unfortunately the old grumpy woman wans’t too friendly, and he was hungry so…he had to eat her.

After eating, he looked into through Granny’s wardrobe to find a nightgown that he liked, knowing the girl was about to arrive.  He added a cap to hide his ears and waited. A few minutes later, Red Riding Hood knocked on the door.  The wolf jumped into bed and pulled the covers over his nose.  “Who is it?” he called in a cackly voice.

–  It’s me, Little Red Riding Hood.”

–  Oh how lovely!  Do come in, my dear,” said the wolf.

When Little Red Riding Hood entered the little house, she could barely recognize her Grandmother.

– Granny!  Your voice sounds so weird, are you ok?”,  she asked.

– Oh, I just have a cold,” replied the wolf coughing.

– But Grandmother!  What big ears you have,” said Little Red Riding Hood as she edged closer to the bed.

– The better to hear you with, my dear,” replied the wolf.

– But Grandmother!  What big eyes you have,” said Little Red Riding Hood.

– The better to see you with, my dear,” replied the wolf.

– But Grandmother!  What big mouth you have,” said Little Red Riding Hood her voice quivering slightly.

– The better to kiss you with, my dear,” roared the wolf and he leapt out of the bed and began to chase the little girl.

-You are not my granny!!!!!What have you done to her?

-Of course not, I am the wolf and I love you!!!!Who cares about your old grandmother, she wont make you happy like I will!!!

-Omg you annoying freak, I thought I made clear I am not interested in you!!!What have you done to my granny?, she said while looking at the wolf’s belly.

-I’m sorry, I didn’t want to, I just…I love you!!!

-She ran outside, shouting: “Help!  Wolf!” as loudly as she could.

Outside, next to an old stump, she found an axe and then walked inside the house again. Where are you, my hairy friend?, she said. Come on, I never really liked that old woman anyway, come outside so we can go dancing to celebrate…

The poor idiot then came out of the wardrobe and, so fast he didn’t even feel it, she cut his head off. In the last second, he could even see her smile…

Verne’s & Jules’ first vacations part II: meeting Chucky & Damien

30 Aug

Knowing that school will start soon again, my two little creepy creatures wanted to spend the last day of vacations playing on the beach. I just covered myself in sunscreen and sat there watching them play.

 

After a while they both needed to dry, despite how they love water everyone knows the damage it could cause in their tiny metallic gears.

I was almost falling asleep, listening to the sound of waves, when someone hit me with a shell. I looked and just saw two awfully ugly kids growling and creeping on the sand. Then, out of the blue, Jules started screaming…

– Chucky!!!!!Chucky and Damien!!!!

– You know those…things?, i asked.

– They are my cousins!!!

 

– Hey Jules!!!, how’s you little one?, they both said at the same time.

– I’m great! Now i live with Verne and this woman in a very nice castle, we’re on vacations now. How is the family? Have you seen my parents?

– Oh everyone is fine, they are touring around Russia now, we hate the cold so decided to spend a few days in this island. We’re staying in that cave, very comfy!!

– That is great, please do tell them i miss them, and that i am waiting for them in Ame’s castle, ok?

– Sure we will!!!

 

I gave them both the landmark to my place, so they could find Jules in case his family decides to pick him up someday. They were chatting for hours, and even Verne started to like the two scary kids (they’re soooo damm ugly) and asked them to visit us sometime. We layed on the beach, ate some marshmallows and watched the sun set in the last day of vacations.

The next morning me and the creepies headed home, and Chucky and Damien decided to stay in the island a couple of weeks more, before joining the rest of the crew in Russia.

Something tells me we’ll see those two again…

Verne’s first heartbreak

25 May

I guess there is a time when any kid wants to leave the comfy cozy castle of his mom, but i never imagined Verne would want to move out within his first year of life.
When i asked what was the reason to make the decission, if he wasnt happy in our new gorgeous land (pics to be posted soon) or if there was anything i could help him with he just said: i am in love and i wanna have some intimacy with her.

So, said and done, i placed a skybox above my garden so Verne could have his place. Some weeks after he sent me an im asking me to teleport there, so i did.
Found him in his little cradle looking a bit down and “not in the mood for chatting”, he said.

-Come on silly, tell me what happened, maybe i can help.
– No, you’ll think i am stupid.
– I could never think you’re stupid, just a bit silly and very stubborn, what happened?
– Ok, i will tell you.

-Juliet, she left.
-Juliet? Who is Juliet?
– My girlfriend, i met her in a hole while i was diggin in the park and now she left me…for a sandworm!!!
– Maybe they are just friends, or maybe she just needs some time. Women can be very complicated, my creepy creature.
– No, she left, look at the note she gave me.

-Awww i am sorry then Verne, but life goes on. There are many many girls out there.
-But she was special…
-We’re all special for someone, you just need to find the one you’re special for.

And it is true, we’re all unique and special. And Verne lives in a jar, isn’t that special already?
I tried to make him laugh a bit and think it worked, because after watching my skills on the circus ball he almost peed on himself!!!

-Feeling better?
-Yes mom, i feel much better now.
-Ok, now let’s go downstairs and pick your stuff, you’re coming back home now.
– Good idea, this place is too empty now.

-What’s that Verne?
-What’s what?
-There!!!Did someone die here?
-I have no idea, those things were here when i woke up this morning…
-Ok, let’s pack your stuff and get out of here, i am nor sure if i want to know more.

Credits: Most of the items you see in this post come from the Tainted Love Hunt arranged by Yellow Jester, one of my fave stores in Second Life.

Verne’s last day of school…

21 Apr

Just before our Easter holidays Verne had to do some exam at school. With his name you’d think he’s a smartass, and you’re right…but he’s also damm lazy!!
I convinced him he had to make that test so we could go playing football afterwards, and that did the trick.
While we were waiting for the results, he started to draw: “i want to make a portrait”, he said.

He looked soo cute focussing in his creation!!!I wanted to peek and see what was he doing but he got angry and didn’t let me have a look till it was finnished.

– Ok, all done mommy, now you can look at my portrait.
– Ohhhhhh it looks great Verne, but who were you portraying?
– Who? Just some people i imagined.
– Then it’s not a portrait, silly. A portrait is your view on a person you’ve seen. But it is a great drawing, my little creepy thing.


Here we are, admiring his creation.

Soon afterwards, the teacher came with the results. He got 9 out of 10, awesome!!!
A deal is a deal, so we went to play football.

-Mommy, mommy, look at me!!!I want to play in Real Madrid!
– Sure Verne, we’ll find you a t -shirt your size and you’ll be ready to train with Mourinho ;p

Ooohhhhh, look there, i haven’t played that since i was like 10 years old!!!!Follow me!!!

Poor Verne couldn’t reach the bars so he just stood there giggling…and laughing his ass when i fell off!!!

So we ended our visit to his school in the nursery, funny, huh?

– Does it hurt, mommy?
– Nah, just itches a little bit, i will be fine (this said while trying not to cry from the pain)
– Can we play more football now then?
– Mmmmm i think i will rest a bit first, Verne. Go play alone while i watch from a safe distance-
– Wooohooooo he said while rushing outside again.

Verne’s first wank part II

14 Mar

So, after discussing wether scarecrows can talk or not i changed clothes quickly behind the barn. Damm smelly cows!!!

Suddenly, something happened:the scarecrow got an erection!!!!! Maybe it was because the wind changed direction…i don’t know how it happened, but i couldn’t believe my eyes!!!

-Mommy, mommy, what’s that thing in the scarecrow pants?
-A Sausage, maybe we should do a bbq?

Said and done, we found this barbecue and where else could you get fresh meat and veggies? Everything was so delicious Verne wanted more, he jumped on the bbq and burned his ass. I was laughing so hard!!!!

That’ll teach him not to sit on hot things again!

Maybe it was the smell of roasted meat, maybe little creatures are naturally attracted to each other, but my little creepy found a new friend.

The doggy started licking Verne‘s ass, and i think he didn’t like it, ‘cos he started running like mad til he found shelter inside the barn. Once i stopped laughing i decided to follow him, he was taking too long to get out of there, and we all know what a mess kids can do when left on their own.

-Look mommy!!!!It’s Piglet!!!!

-Piglet, wanna try on my cowboy hat?
-That’s not Piglet silly, it’s just an average pig.
-Look mommy!Piglet likes my hat!!Wait…nooooo, don’t eat it Piglet!!

-I am sooo not going to buy you a new hat, Verne!
-Bah i don’t mind, i didn’t like it anyway.Look, a tractor,can i drive it?
-Sure!!!Go for it!!

Luckily the keys were not there, or the lil’ creepy would’ve destroyed the whole farm i am sure.
And, after all this fun, we both had a nap before our trip back home.

Oh gawd, farms are sooo tiring!!

Quick, catch that train fast!!!!!

12 Mar

What’s better for a lazy saturday morning than a quiet walk with Verne? We found a steampunk sim that’s still under construction, City17. You can find very interesting stores there, and a charming post-apocalyptic atmosphere aswell.

We can’t wait to see it finnished, sure it deserves a visit!!

While wandering around something caught Verne’s attention…a train!!

I’ve always loved trains, i enjoy sitting on a train station, just watching them come and go, wondering about the people travelling in them, their stories…yes, i have a very vivid imagination!
It is the same with planes or ships, but trains have this poetic thing that really charms me.

In life, you can sit comfortably in a wagon and enjoy the views from your window, while others guide your train…

Or you can take control and drive it yourself! Requires more skills and also some bravery, but sure it pays back!
As everything, the trains you choose to take are really important as, depending on the ones you take, your life will get to a different destiny. But, in my oppinion, it’s equally important to enjoy the trip, wherever it takes you.

-Quick Verne, we’re missing that train!
-Where will it take us, mom?
-No idea, we’ll find out once we get there love.

I confess

19 Feb

My darkest SL secret…

Here’s the story: around 4 months ago, one morning while i was having waffles for breakfast i started feeling poorly, started puking and so. I didnt worry at first because belgian stuff gives me tummy ache, but then i started feeling a huge pain in my belly. Called the docs in the mental asylum i was getting my treatment and guess what? I had a baby!!


I didnt have time to take off the straight jacket so i could look half normal in the pic and he was there. He looked soo cute in his steampunk jar i decided calling him Verne. His dad is an ex lover that left us both soon after so why telling him?
Since then i’ve been showing him the wonderful things one can do in SL, just the two of us most of the times, he was a secret til today …

We had a picnic outside the castle and i remember trying to apply some sunscreen on him, he refused and looked like a crab for a week or so!!

When he starts crying at night i take him sailing, seems the sounds of the sea in the darkness help him relax and rest well…poor creature 🙂

Ooohhhh he loved the amusement park, all those lights and sounds! His fave part was the carrousel, where this pic was taken.


I wonder why’s he so stubborn. I told him he’d have nightmares that night, but he insisted he wanted to go to the cinema with mum…He got so scared he started puking all around, good thing we were alone in the theatre.

This one was taken last night, sometimes he enjoys going out with mum, though crowded places with lots of smoke arent his cup of tea.

And this was taken this morning, while having breakfast together in the terrace. He insisted he wanted some waffles, hope we dont end up in the hospital again…