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Amelie in Wonderland part. II: The headless Queen

8 Dec

Suddenly the tea party was interrupted by the sound of thunders and we could hear the steps of the Queen’s army quickly approaching. Not knowing what to do Amelie stayed in her chair, slowly drinking tea and eating a cupcake.

– Hurry Amelie, if she gets us she’ll cut our heads off!!!!

– Who?, she asked.

– Amelie, The  Red Queen!!!!!!

– But, but…i saw her downstairs and she seemed nice!!

– You better start running now… just saying, said a voice.

– Who are you?, asked Amelie.

– My name is Amelie, but everyone here knows me as the Cheshire Kitty.

– Oh, i see Amelie is a very common name here!!

– Yes, and we’re all mad here, so you two better start running!

– But where to?, asked the Mad Hatter.

– See that big mirror? Just close your eyes and walk through it, you’ll be safe if you’re fast enough!!

Soon they found themselves in the snow, it was cold and they had no idea where to go. Luckily they found two people sitting on a bench, under the snow…

-Hey there, who are you?

– I am TweedleDee and this is my sister TweedleDum. We’re waiting for the bus.

– But there is no road here, i don’t think there’s a bus either.

– Foreigners, the twins replied at the same time.

– I found you!!!!! Now you’re going to regret not inviting me to that damm party!!!!!!!

They were so impressed with the twins that they forgot about the evil queen. Now they had nowhere to run to…

– You, little girl, you’ll be painting those damm white roses, and i want them red!!! Red like blood, red like cherries, red like…like tomatoes!!! I just want them red, capiche?

– Noooooo that is not red, that is orange!!! Orange like….oranges!! I want them red, stupid girl, red…REEEEEEEEED!!!!

Amelie kept painting as fast as she could, but the queen kept screaming like mad. They are all truly mad here, she thought.

It was so cold her fingers were turning blue…and that damm queen kept screaming. Just when she was about to shout she saw something shining between the tree’s branches…

– An axe and a knife?

– Shhh grab them Amelie…grab them and do what you came here for, said a voice behind the tree.

– But who are you?, asked Amelie.

– I am Amylee, but most people here know me as the White Queen.

– And where is your crown? Why should i trust you?

– I don’t like crowns, i prefer teacups. And i doubt you’re in a position to choose, dear…

She thought the White Queen was right after all, so grabbed the axe and the knife. Right after grabbing the magic weapons she felt fire inside her, fire burning inside …her clothes changed colour too and she became someone totally different.

– WTF? Said the Red Queen. And those were her last words.

– Off with your head!!!!! Said Amelie.

– Ok, now i want my cupcake back!!

Mmmmm cupcakes…

Amelie in Wonderland

29 Jun

Amelie was always a very curious girl, she loved investigating, exploring and always learning new things from the weirdest situations. One day, while in her lovely garden, she saw a very cute rabbit running through the flowers. She even could hear him scream: i’m late!!!late to my own party!!
Party, that was the magic word. Amelie couldn’t do anything else than follow the little rabbit, it was getting dark so she didn’t saw the hole in the ground.

And she was falling and falling…til she landed on some other garden. It was getting dark and cold, and no sign of the rabbit. Hmmm maybe in that castle…

– Hello, are you a queen?
– Yes, i am Amelie, the Red Queen of Wonderland.
– Ooohhh what a coincidence, my name is Amelie too!!
– It is a very common name here…
– Have you seen a white rabbit?
– Yes, he went to the party through that red door. Unfortunately they didn’t invite me…maybe it’s because i like cutting some heads off once in a while…
– Oh that is a shame, well i’ll try going to the party. Take care Queen Amelie.

– Hello my name is Amelie, can i join your party?
– Oh yes, my name is Amelie too. Take a seat next to me, said a woman with a strange hat with birds on top of it.

– I am Amelie and i own Le Cirque Du Freaks here in Wonderland. This is the white rabbit’s birthday, and those are his sister Amelie and his girlfriend Amelie, with their kid on her hat.

– Ohhh pleased to meet you, you all have very nice hats!!
– I am glad you like them Amelie, i am Amelie, the mad hatter and i made all these hats as well as the one Amelie, the card sitting next to me, is wearing. Maybe i could make one for you!

– Oohhh i’d love that!!!

And then we all heard screams and thunders outside…as one dark cloud was getting close to the castle…

When Super Woman met Super Grover

25 Apr

As a superwoman, sometimes i feel a bit lonely, guys have always been scared of my super powers. Seems than certain men have a problem dealing with women who are stronger than them.
Decided to just go out and have some fun, after all maybe i could meet some new friends to hang out and have a laugh…
While shakin’ my super ass on the dancefloor, felt someone was looking straight at me, slowly walked to where i was and said: fancy a dance?

How could i resist? Strong but soft at the same time and…blue. A true gentleman in every way.
After chatting a bit the club closed, so it was time to move somewhere else.

-Wanna come to my island?, he said.
– Sure, let’s fly there!!!, i answered.

I dont know if it was the sounds of the sea, the candles, the stars…but something started and we couldn’t stop it!!!
I never thought muppets could actually have sex, but…here’s the graphic proof:

Mmmmm Grover, that’s what i call super sex!!!!

Just when we were gettign romantic, i realised how late it was.

– Shiiiiiiit, there’s a superheroes party i have to dj!!!!!!!
– No worries, sexy thing, we’ll fly there in a minute.

Said and done, we got to SL Addicts in a heartbeat and i was ready to rock the party with my super tuneage!!!

Soon after the rest of super fellows arrived there, after some dancing we got hungry so we sent Captain America to call the Ninja Turtles and get us some pizza but…


This was the last time we saw him, i bet he and those turtles had a pizza fest without us!!

Thor had two dance partners, who were actually the same person: Catwoman and Elastigirl.


Wonderwoman (aka Hope) saw a guy hiding in a corner and asked him to dance…and how cute they looked!!!!Green Hornet (aka Ambro) was soooo happy he couldn’t believe it!!He didn’t even mind not having any pizza to eat.

And yes, you’ve seen it right…Hulk was there too!!!!!Suddenly Grover dissapeared between my arms and Hulk rezzed there…could it be they are the same person/hero?

Fantasy Faire and Relay For Life: The Power Of Imagination

16 Apr

Sorry everyone for the delay, but i’ve had a busy and lazy week at the same time. Hope you have had a great week and are starting a nice weekend!

This said, i must show you all how amazing was the Fantasy Faire event that took part in Second Life. Proving not only that SL is not only a game for fun, but it can bring people together to raise funds for a good cause: helping others fight against cancer. Due to several circumstances i payed my visit the last day and i have to say i regret not visiting earlier, with plenty of time to explore.

Taken from the Fantasy Fair press note:

Started three years ago as a benefit for Relay for Life and the American Cancer Society, the Fantasy Faire of Second Life has raised more than $25,000 USD. For 2011 the goal of the Faire team, Friends Fighting Cancer, is to nearly double that amount by raising an additional $20,000 USD.

The Fantasy Faire 2011 features eight themed shopping sims, and a separate Events and Auctions sim which will border the American Cancer Society Island for the entire run of the Faire.

Twelve designers have worked, some alone, some in tandem, to create the Faire sims. They have had less than a month to develop and less than a week to install nine sims that are each a testament to their talents as builders and artists and to the spirit of Relay for Life.

Over 150 of Seconds Life’s top fantasy creators line the paths of the shopping sims, with a range of genres and styles from Elven, Fae, Steampunk, Mer, Goth, SciFi, and the gamut from tinies to Dragons. Every sim is a melange of elements and from door to door you’ll find clothing, avatars, furnishings, pre-fab houses and the kitchen sink filled with gooey chocolate.”

If you want, you can also find Relay For Life in Second Life

And now i will guide you through the 8 sims, shame just a few pics of my fave places can’t express all the beauty and the peace i found while capturing these images:

-Dark Mirage Sim:

This is where i chose to start my trip. It’s a dark, magical sim with a kinda arabian taste. Think kinda art deco and arabian pieces and mysterious landscaping and you might get a bit of the taste it had, at least for me. My fave spot?:

-Enchanted Mysts:

The place i chose to rest a bit before continuing the journey. Classy beautifully crafted buildings surrounded by elven like landscape, totally worth taking some time to just relax and enjoy.

-Exotic Worlds:

Interactive sim full of secret places to explore and delight yourself. Definetely one of my fave sims!!!

-Fantastical and Magical sim:

Faerie tales? That paradise you dreamed about when you were a kid? This sim brings together everything you could dream about when your imagination ruled your world. I felt like a little girl in a toy store 🙂

-Forest of Light:

Fantastic creatures in an enchanted forest where anyone would like to get lost for a while.

-Forest of Shadow:

Deep dark astonishing forest, no matter how deep you explore, you’ll always find something capturing your attention and not letting you go.

-Nemo Revisited:

A true tribute to Verne and the era of inventions. My fave part was the submarine where i found Nemo’s workshop:

Neptune was showing the way to the next sim…

-Sea of Mer:

The paradise any mermaid would love living in. To enjoy it appropiately i chose to become a mermaid myself using my Merlust outfit by Panda Express , mermaid skin by The Plastik and the Aloha hair by Truth Hair.
This was the sim where i spent most time, selected my fave pics to show you:

And this is all, sorry for the long post but didnt want to miss anything. I’d like to thank the creators of this huge event for their hard work and the amazing effort they’ve made to raise funds for a cause that really touches my heart.

Apres-ski Tirolese Drunk German In Mallorca Party

9 Apr

Weird name for a party you could think but, in fact, it is the most suitable for what happened yesterday at SL Addicts!!!
One week ago, while spinning Anton Aus Tirol and seeing the reaction to such an awesome tune, i got the idea of a tirolese kinda party and…guess what? No one dared to stop me!!!
So, i got my lederhosen, my goat and 2 hours of “torture tunes” and headed to the club.


Hope was already there with the beer!!!!…maybe she thought she was gonna need it?Love ya girl!

The smell of the beer attracted Joppem Aus Tirol, he brought his own beer to make sure we had enough booze to survive the tuneage and showed us how to dance the traditional tiroler folk dance and how delightful movements he made!!

Two more tirolers came skiing straight from the Alps, they didn’t event take off their skis to dance, stole some beers from Hope and started to speak words only drunk germans can understand so…

i accepted Jops belgian beers and decided it was time to please the masses with my sweet voice (LOL). I didn’t even cared about following the lyrics, and i bet they didn’t notice!!

And guess what? Even the sexy Karmannghia McGinnis joined the party!!!She didn’t dare to wear a lederhosen, but she chose a very nice dress to match the spirit of the event!!!

I have to admit, while doing the setlist, i was wondering if anyone would manage to survive and stay for two full hours, even with me singing more than usual!!But i had in mind making someone laugh, and i think i made it!!!

Some came and left, but they stayed and they all deserved to take a new friend home…

Isn’t she cute?

Maybe i should design a shirt: “i survived Ame’s tirolese party” lmao!!

The Über Nerd & The Pussy in Boots: A Bizarre Love Story

4 Apr

Über Nerd: The ultimate in nerdisity; nerdus maximus. A nerd that other nerds look upon as a God amongst their species. This nerd is often assembled from parts of lesser nerds.
Pussy in Boots: French literary fairy tale about a cat who uses trickery and deceit to gain power, wealth, and the hand of a princess in marriage for his penniless and low-born master. The tale was written at the close of the seventeenth century by Charles Perrault (1628–1703).
FemDom: Female Domination (this one was easy, huh?)

Put together these three and you’ll get the most bizarre love story ever!!

I was wandering around, shopping and looking for new stuff to wear in my crazy events and also more casual stuff. Not sure how i ended in a place called “Dominion FemDom”. I was standing there with my shiny new red boots, trying to choose from different outfits, making myself that question. do i really need this? Suddenly i heard a low, nasal and kinda weird voice saying:

Like two foci of an elliptical
Your eyes entice me
Cause my cardiac muscles
To palpitate
As I estimate the distance
Between us
I’ve arrived
At the conclusion
That you’re sitting
Approximately 5 feet and 23 centimeters
Away from me
7 and one half millimeters closer
Than yesterday
As you sit there
And I calculate your potential energy
I find myself wishing
That I could change
Y= mx + b
Into y = Unext2me
You are my complementary angle
I long to whisper
That Newton’s laws
Were created just for you
Of course that’s not true
But logic doesn’t matter anymore
Because my feelings for you are growing exponentially
Like radiation, you penetrate through my skin
You watched my veins branch like fractals
While I reached for the pencil that you dropped
You listened to the logarithm my heart produced
At a near inaudible frequency
As I returned the pencil
To it’s rightful owner
Like absolute zero
All molecules within me halted
In that moment
Your centripetal force sent me spinning
And though they say opposites attract
You didn’t even utter a thank you
It figures
Seeing as the probability of you noticing me
Is exactly .41 in 10,731
But I long
To cosine my name on a love note
Addressed to you
You are the Pascal behind my triangle
And you can count on the fact
that I’ll calc-u-later

(poem by gogetenks8)

I had to turn my back and found this guy with weird looks, pens in his shirt pocket, awful glasses, a face full of spots and a mark from his iron on the back of the shirt.

– Who are you?
– I am an über nerd, and i want to be pwned by you.
– Pwned?, i asked.
– Yes, Ma’am.

So he gave me the leash to guide his collar and we were exploring around that FemDom place. At first i felt a bit weird, i believe in the free will and wasn’t sure if this whole domination thing was my cup of tea.

After a while i have to admit it was big fun!!!Poor nerdy having to follow me all around the place, forced to shop til i drop…mwahahahaha!!!We even made friends with some other Mistresses and their subs and, after some convo about Anton Aus Tirol , he wanted to go home.

As soon as we got home, he started to feel poorly, “maybe something i ate” he said…Then he ripped his clothes, screamed like an animal and…i couldn’t believe my eyes!!!

So now i have the biggest and strongest sub in the whole Second Life grid!!!

The Piranha Plant & The Tropical Elf

1 Apr

Everyone knows elves love nature, forests, lakes, flowers and animals and so on…an also a good party!!! This elf didn’t think twice before accepting the teleport to Sanctuary Rock. Event was “tropical party” so i thought….aloha!!!! and landed right in the middle of the dancefloor. As soon as everything rezzed, i instantly saw this creature: huge, green and with a very beautiful smile, showing off his big sharp white teeth.

Audrey, the piranha plant, started to drool right away and asked for a couple dance. I was a bit scared at first, but he (yes, Audrey is a he) promised i wouldn’t get bitten so i accepted…

Ever tried couple dancing with a huge plant? He was cute and green and so…but he was stepping on my feet all the time with his branches and roots! We decided to change and dance solo instead, was a great idea ‘cos my toes were starting to hurt badly.

We were both enjoying each other’s company, dancing and chatting and smiling all over, joking around and just having fun.

– Audrey: I think i love you Amelie.
– Me: Awwww i love you too Audrey.
– Audrey: Can i kiss you?
– Me: Sure you can!

– Me: Hey, you are trying to bite me!!!
– Audrey: Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (this said while chasing me all over the place, trying to bite me)
– Me: No friggin’ way!!!

So i just ran away as far as an elf with high heels can.

Conclussion: never dance with a piranha plant until he has eaten someone else 🙂

Big in Japan

26 Mar

Lately we’ve all heard in the news about Japan and the tragedy japanese people are living now. My best wishes and biggest hopes for them. I am sure, as strong and hard working as they are, soon they will be reborn.

All this said, when the other day Jops suggested to visit the Second Life version of Japan thought it would be a great idea to see how someone portrayed the real country in a virtual world. Said and done, we headed to explore this great sim.

Here’s Jops enjoying the sunset views.

I’ve never been to Japan but, for what i can tell, whoever created the sim did an awesome job. You can find typical stores, clubs, houses…aswell as some secret hideouts and even a submarine nightclub!

Yay duty free!!!!!

The only bad thing is the lag is awful, we were lucky it was almost empty during our visit, i don’t want to imagine if more than let’s say 10 people want to explore at a time!!Maybe i could suggest the owner a restart once in a while, so you don’t get stuck while trying to enjoy the beauty.

High heels make you look sexier and more elegant, yes…but sure it’s not the most suitable footwear to go sightseeing!!!!Veeery tired , with my poor pixelated feet hurting like hell, i thought it would be nice catching the train to the upper part of town.

Not being a resident, i had no idea of the train timetable, so i waited and waited…and soon started to need a restroom badly. Isn’t it funny how, the more you need to pee, the less likely you’re to find a bathroom?

Now Jops doesn’t wonder anymore why the sea was starting to look yellow!!!

Finally the train arrived. Seats weren’t too comfy i must say but hey, it is better than walking on 10 cm heels up hill!!!

I continued the trip til the last stop, up the hill, enjoying the astonishing beauty of the views and i found something totally unespected…a school!!!Verne didn’t come with us this time, but i will have to bring him soon. I am sure he’ll love this school, plus he can learn japanese to talk with Jops!!! (yes, Jops can talk japanese haha)

More to be shown soon…

Luck O’ The Elvish

18 Mar

Luck: an unknown and unpredictable phenomenon that causes an event to result one way rather than another; “bad luck caused his downfall”; “we ran into each other by pure chance”

People have been trying to find ways to attract good luck through the centuries, and in every country or even culture there are objects that are known for “bringing” good luck to you: lucky charms.

Four leaf clover, rabbit’s foot, horsehoe, wishbone…which one is your fave? I personally do not have faith in any object. I think the most important thing is being positive, keeping in mind that even though you might have problems (as everyone else), all bad things have also a good side, and viceversa. I don’t know if it’s because i always try to look to the brighter side of my life, but i consider myself pretty lucky both in Second Life and in Real Life. You can wear all the lucky charms in the world, but if you’re whining all the time about what is wrong with your life without really moving a single finger to fix it…things aren’t likely to get better for you.

All this said, i do love clovers…and green colour is known to bring hope (at least in Spain).
Green and clovers…add some irish songs and a few pints of Guinness and you’re ready for St. Patrick’s day!!!

I chose spending this night in the Real Life, ‘cos RL pints are much tastier!!! Only thing is at least virtual alcochol doesn’t give you a huge hangover. Hope i can be in good condition to dj tonight at SL Addicts!!!!!!

Verne’s first wank part II

14 Mar

So, after discussing wether scarecrows can talk or not i changed clothes quickly behind the barn. Damm smelly cows!!!

Suddenly, something happened:the scarecrow got an erection!!!!! Maybe it was because the wind changed direction…i don’t know how it happened, but i couldn’t believe my eyes!!!

-Mommy, mommy, what’s that thing in the scarecrow pants?
-A Sausage, maybe we should do a bbq?

Said and done, we found this barbecue and where else could you get fresh meat and veggies? Everything was so delicious Verne wanted more, he jumped on the bbq and burned his ass. I was laughing so hard!!!!

That’ll teach him not to sit on hot things again!

Maybe it was the smell of roasted meat, maybe little creatures are naturally attracted to each other, but my little creepy found a new friend.

The doggy started licking Verne‘s ass, and i think he didn’t like it, ‘cos he started running like mad til he found shelter inside the barn. Once i stopped laughing i decided to follow him, he was taking too long to get out of there, and we all know what a mess kids can do when left on their own.

-Look mommy!!!!It’s Piglet!!!!

-Piglet, wanna try on my cowboy hat?
-That’s not Piglet silly, it’s just an average pig.
-Look mommy!Piglet likes my hat!!Wait…nooooo, don’t eat it Piglet!!

-I am sooo not going to buy you a new hat, Verne!
-Bah i don’t mind, i didn’t like it anyway.Look, a tractor,can i drive it?
-Sure!!!Go for it!!

Luckily the keys were not there, or the lil’ creepy would’ve destroyed the whole farm i am sure.
And, after all this fun, we both had a nap before our trip back home.

Oh gawd, farms are sooo tiring!!