The Piranha Plant & The Tropical Elf

1 Apr

Everyone knows elves love nature, forests, lakes, flowers and animals and so on…an also a good party!!! This elf didn’t think twice before accepting the teleport to Sanctuary Rock. Event was “tropical party” so i thought….aloha!!!! and landed right in the middle of the dancefloor. As soon as everything rezzed, i instantly saw this creature: huge, green and with a very beautiful smile, showing off his big sharp white teeth.

Audrey, the piranha plant, started to drool right away and asked for a couple dance. I was a bit scared at first, but he (yes, Audrey is a he) promised i wouldn’t get bitten so i accepted…

Ever tried couple dancing with a huge plant? He was cute and green and so…but he was stepping on my feet all the time with his branches and roots! We decided to change and dance solo instead, was a great idea ‘cos my toes were starting to hurt badly.

We were both enjoying each other’s company, dancing and chatting and smiling all over, joking around and just having fun.

– Audrey: I think i love you Amelie.
– Me: Awwww i love you too Audrey.
– Audrey: Can i kiss you?
– Me: Sure you can!

– Me: Hey, you are trying to bite me!!!
– Audrey: Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (this said while chasing me all over the place, trying to bite me)
– Me: No friggin’ way!!!

So i just ran away as far as an elf with high heels can.

Conclussion: never dance with a piranha plant until he has eaten someone else 🙂

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