Verne’s first wank part II

14 Mar

So, after discussing wether scarecrows can talk or not i changed clothes quickly behind the barn. Damm smelly cows!!!

Suddenly, something happened:the scarecrow got an erection!!!!! Maybe it was because the wind changed direction…i don’t know how it happened, but i couldn’t believe my eyes!!!

-Mommy, mommy, what’s that thing in the scarecrow pants?
-A Sausage, maybe we should do a bbq?

Said and done, we found this barbecue and where else could you get fresh meat and veggies? Everything was so delicious Verne wanted more, he jumped on the bbq and burned his ass. I was laughing so hard!!!!

That’ll teach him not to sit on hot things again!

Maybe it was the smell of roasted meat, maybe little creatures are naturally attracted to each other, but my little creepy found a new friend.

The doggy started licking Verne‘s ass, and i think he didn’t like it, ‘cos he started running like mad til he found shelter inside the barn. Once i stopped laughing i decided to follow him, he was taking too long to get out of there, and we all know what a mess kids can do when left on their own.

-Look mommy!!!!It’s Piglet!!!!

-Piglet, wanna try on my cowboy hat?
-That’s not Piglet silly, it’s just an average pig.
-Look mommy!Piglet likes my hat!!Wait…nooooo, don’t eat it Piglet!!

-I am sooo not going to buy you a new hat, Verne!
-Bah i don’t mind, i didn’t like it anyway.Look, a tractor,can i drive it?
-Sure!!!Go for it!!

Luckily the keys were not there, or the lil’ creepy would’ve destroyed the whole farm i am sure.
And, after all this fun, we both had a nap before our trip back home.

Oh gawd, farms are sooo tiring!!

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