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Verne’s & Jules’ first vacations part II: meeting Chucky & Damien

30 Aug

Knowing that school will start soon again, my two little creepy creatures wanted to spend the last day of vacations playing on the beach. I just covered myself in sunscreen and sat there watching them play.

 

After a while they both needed to dry, despite how they love water everyone knows the damage it could cause in their tiny metallic gears.

I was almost falling asleep, listening to the sound of waves, when someone hit me with a shell. I looked and just saw two awfully ugly kids growling and creeping on the sand. Then, out of the blue, Jules started screaming…

- Chucky!!!!!Chucky and Damien!!!!

- You know those…things?, i asked.

- They are my cousins!!!

 

- Hey Jules!!!, how’s you little one?, they both said at the same time.

- I’m great! Now i live with Verne and this woman in a very nice castle, we’re on vacations now. How is the family? Have you seen my parents?

- Oh everyone is fine, they are touring around Russia now, we hate the cold so decided to spend a few days in this island. We’re staying in that cave, very comfy!!

- That is great, please do tell them i miss them, and that i am waiting for them in Ame’s castle, ok?

- Sure we will!!!

 

I gave them both the landmark to my place, so they could find Jules in case his family decides to pick him up someday. They were chatting for hours, and even Verne started to like the two scary kids (they’re soooo damm ugly) and asked them to visit us sometime. We layed on the beach, ate some marshmallows and watched the sun set in the last day of vacations.

The next morning me and the creepies headed home, and Chucky and Damien decided to stay in the island a couple of weeks more, before joining the rest of the crew in Russia.

Something tells me we’ll see those two again…

Doofy & Snow White, just another bizarre love story

29 Jul

Being a princess isn’t easy, specially when your dad gets married with an evil woman that is jealous of your youth and beauty. Snow White got tired of all those boring princes that only wanted the secksin and her dad’s money so she was quite glad when her stepmother sent her to the dark forest…

No animals , no people, nothing. She was about to die of boredom when suddenly she started hearing some music…Following the sound she found a club in the middle of the forest and there he was, giving it all on the dancefloor.

- Hey pretty!!! My name is Doofy, how are you?

- Hello, i am Snow White, but my friends call me Snowhite. I am a bit lost in the forest.

- Oh, don’t worry i can take you home. Used to live with my 6 brothers but i got tired of them. Wanna see where i live?

She was hungry and needed to pee badly, so was quite happy to go somewhere nice, and that little dwarf looked harmless…

 

- Ohhh i love roses, thank you!!

- A girl like you should always have roses.

- I like you, Doofy.

Snowhite was feeling safe with that sweet romancing dwarf, they danced and danced and finally rested a bit on the beach.

 

- Mmm Doofy, you have a big thing in your pocket!

- Oh…that…that is my mobile phone sweety. Anyway, do you wanna see the rest of the place?

- Sure, do you have a toilet?

- Ermm…yes i guess…

 

Doofy said they’d play a game, and after playing she could pee. Snowhite agreed, after all she was very curious about this guy and always liked playing.

 

- Ooh a cross! Dad’s wife has one, but i never knew what was it for.

- It is a very funny toy, just let me adjust the cuffs and…voila!

After a while she was sweating lots, so Doofy gently offered to help her get undressed… and they continued playing.

 

After an hour or so Doofy and Snowhite were both tired, and the idea of a massage seemed nice…

 

 

- Oh, almost forgot, next week it’s my birthday. My 6 brothers will visit, wanna join the party?

- Sure Doofy, i am not going anywhere…

When Verne met Jules

21 Jun

A few weeks after his first breakup, i thought it would be great taking Verne to the circus. I decided going to my fave circus…but it was closed!!!

That didn’t stop us though, the elephants were there so I jumped on stage to show the little creepy what an entertainer i am…

 

 

- Mommy!!!!The elephant is gonna eat you!!!

- Don’t worry silly, i don’t taste like peanuts at all, i will be ok.

- But what if he likes meat?

- Ok, you’re right, let’s go outside. I think i smell cotton candy!!

 

 

- Mommy, look what i found!!!!It is a little clockwork girl!!

- I am not a girl, i am a boy!!!, answered the little creature raising his metallic voice.

- But you wear a bow!!

- I like bows. If you live in a jar it means you’re a pickle?, answered the strange baby.

- No, of course not!

- Then i can wear a bow if i feel like it.

 

I thought they both looked very cute in their little fight and got them some cotton candy so they could make friends sharing some sweetness.

 

- So, what is your name?, i asked.

- My name is Jules, i work here selling cotton candy.

- Oh nice, and your parents?Where do you live?

- They left a long time ago, went to tour around Asia with some Indian Gypsy Circus. Come, i will show you my home.

 

- This is where is sleep and these naked guys in the picture are my parents. Mom always said i look like dad when he was young, what do you think?

- Ermmm yes…kind of…nevermind.

I let Jules and Verne play in the sun, while i sat there thinking, and thinking…How could i leave a little baby alone, having to sell cotton candy for a living?

 

- Hey, you two, wanna live together like brothers in our place?

It is hard to see tears of joy in a clockwork machine, and even harder on Verne, living in a jar full of liquid…but i am sure they were crying happily.

 

So, said and done we took Jules to our place. The poor creature was exhausted i think because, as soon as we landed, he fell asleep in my arms.

 

Bitchy beach party

30 May

Thanx to the Unlikely Lads blog i found some awesome speedos. You could think they were too daring to be worn but, is there anything too daring for Jops? I doubt that.
So, i took the chance and arranged a beach party for my weekly set at SL Addicts . Add some sand, palm trees, cold beer and some fruity milkshakes, invite some hawt people wearing swimwear and there you go…the perfect bitchy beach party!!!!

Now tell me if those speedos dont deserve an event!!!

Yes, Frig couldn’t ressist showing off his swim fashion ;p

Here you can even perv Karm’s frontside…

And her backside too!!!

Some other peeps showed up, even Hope was there but she didn’t dare to wear her bikini ;p and i couldn’t find the moment to take more pics so i hope you like the selection i made.

Thanx all for joining me and i am accepting ideas for upcoming parties!!

When Super Woman met Super Grover

25 Apr

As a superwoman, sometimes i feel a bit lonely, guys have always been scared of my super powers. Seems than certain men have a problem dealing with women who are stronger than them.
Decided to just go out and have some fun, after all maybe i could meet some new friends to hang out and have a laugh…
While shakin’ my super ass on the dancefloor, felt someone was looking straight at me, slowly walked to where i was and said: fancy a dance?

How could i resist? Strong but soft at the same time and…blue. A true gentleman in every way.
After chatting a bit the club closed, so it was time to move somewhere else.

-Wanna come to my island?, he said.
– Sure, let’s fly there!!!, i answered.

I dont know if it was the sounds of the sea, the candles, the stars…but something started and we couldn’t stop it!!!
I never thought muppets could actually have sex, but…here’s the graphic proof:

Mmmmm Grover, that’s what i call super sex!!!!

Just when we were gettign romantic, i realised how late it was.

- Shiiiiiiit, there’s a superheroes party i have to dj!!!!!!!
– No worries, sexy thing, we’ll fly there in a minute.

Said and done, we got to SL Addicts in a heartbeat and i was ready to rock the party with my super tuneage!!!

Soon after the rest of super fellows arrived there, after some dancing we got hungry so we sent Captain America to call the Ninja Turtles and get us some pizza but…


This was the last time we saw him, i bet he and those turtles had a pizza fest without us!!

Thor had two dance partners, who were actually the same person: Catwoman and Elastigirl.


Wonderwoman (aka Hope) saw a guy hiding in a corner and asked him to dance…and how cute they looked!!!!Green Hornet (aka Ambro) was soooo happy he couldn’t believe it!!He didn’t even mind not having any pizza to eat.

And yes, you’ve seen it right…Hulk was there too!!!!!Suddenly Grover dissapeared between my arms and Hulk rezzed there…could it be they are the same person/hero?

Verne’s last day of school…

21 Apr

Just before our Easter holidays Verne had to do some exam at school. With his name you’d think he’s a smartass, and you’re right…but he’s also damm lazy!!
I convinced him he had to make that test so we could go playing football afterwards, and that did the trick.
While we were waiting for the results, he started to draw: “i want to make a portrait”, he said.

He looked soo cute focussing in his creation!!!I wanted to peek and see what was he doing but he got angry and didn’t let me have a look till it was finnished.

- Ok, all done mommy, now you can look at my portrait.
– Ohhhhhh it looks great Verne, but who were you portraying?
– Who? Just some people i imagined.
– Then it’s not a portrait, silly. A portrait is your view on a person you’ve seen. But it is a great drawing, my little creepy thing.


Here we are, admiring his creation.

Soon afterwards, the teacher came with the results. He got 9 out of 10, awesome!!!
A deal is a deal, so we went to play football.

-Mommy, mommy, look at me!!!I want to play in Real Madrid!
– Sure Verne, we’ll find you a t -shirt your size and you’ll be ready to train with Mourinho ;p

Ooohhhhh, look there, i haven’t played that since i was like 10 years old!!!!Follow me!!!

Poor Verne couldn’t reach the bars so he just stood there giggling…and laughing his ass when i fell off!!!

So we ended our visit to his school in the nursery, funny, huh?

- Does it hurt, mommy?
– Nah, just itches a little bit, i will be fine (this said while trying not to cry from the pain)
– Can we play more football now then?
– Mmmmm i think i will rest a bit first, Verne. Go play alone while i watch from a safe distance-
– Wooohooooo he said while rushing outside again.

Apres-ski Tirolese Drunk German In Mallorca Party

9 Apr

Weird name for a party you could think but, in fact, it is the most suitable for what happened yesterday at SL Addicts!!!
One week ago, while spinning Anton Aus Tirol and seeing the reaction to such an awesome tune, i got the idea of a tirolese kinda party and…guess what? No one dared to stop me!!!
So, i got my lederhosen, my goat and 2 hours of “torture tunes” and headed to the club.


Hope was already there with the beer!!!!…maybe she thought she was gonna need it?Love ya girl!

The smell of the beer attracted Joppem Aus Tirol, he brought his own beer to make sure we had enough booze to survive the tuneage and showed us how to dance the traditional tiroler folk dance and how delightful movements he made!!

Two more tirolers came skiing straight from the Alps, they didn’t event take off their skis to dance, stole some beers from Hope and started to speak words only drunk germans can understand so…

i accepted Jops belgian beers and decided it was time to please the masses with my sweet voice (LOL). I didn’t even cared about following the lyrics, and i bet they didn’t notice!!

And guess what? Even the sexy Karmannghia McGinnis joined the party!!!She didn’t dare to wear a lederhosen, but she chose a very nice dress to match the spirit of the event!!!

I have to admit, while doing the setlist, i was wondering if anyone would manage to survive and stay for two full hours, even with me singing more than usual!!But i had in mind making someone laugh, and i think i made it!!!

Some came and left, but they stayed and they all deserved to take a new friend home…

Isn’t she cute?

Maybe i should design a shirt: “i survived Ame’s tirolese party” lmao!!

The Da Vinci Gardens & The Temple of the Pharaon: A mission for 007

6 Apr

Special agent 007 got a call from M, telling him to meet in his office so he could give him his new assignment. He was asked to go to a place named Da Vinci Gardens, find the secret temple and then get into the treasure’s chamber. Apparently there was something in there the Queen wanted badly.

- You wont go alone though, 007. We don’t want you to get stuck in some harem, said M.
– But that will ruin the fun!!!, answered 007.

At this point, Moneypenny guided me to the office where the meeting was taking place. I saw this sexy guy in a suit and thought…how lucky i am?

- 007, this is agent 069, she will be your partner in this mission, M said.
– Tulip, Joppem Tulip, said agent 007.
– Just call me 69, i answered.

And we got dressed as a couple having a romantic date, to not look suspicious in such a romantic Sim.
Started the tour flying around the place, delighting ourselves with the amazing views.

- Nice view, said 007.
– Could you please stop looking between my legs?, i said.
– It is not my fault, it’s the wind dear. And i can’t stop looking at something so beautiful, he replied.

We finally got to the temple’s entrace. Didn’t look that dangerous, but i was wondering if my heels were the most suitable footwear for that mission. Without time for changing, i had to continue.

- OMG snakes!!!!!, I screamed .
– Don’t worry , my dear. I will protect you, he said while holding me tight. Just follow me close and everything will be ok.

Still wondering how could he smell so damm good in the middle of the desert, i followed him, trying hard not to get lost in the dark.

-Mmmm did i say i love that dress, Miss 69?
-Could we please focus on the mission?, i replied, trying not to blush.

It was dark, the air was thick and stinky and we could hear creepy sounds of only God knows what kind of creatures. I was scared that we were lost, but then we found this rotating brige, with fire under it. There was a huge golden gate at the other side, looked like the Pharaon’s Chamber!!

Agent Tulip suddenly stopped, i was worried so i asked what was wrong.

- Fire, i cannot walk through that brige. What if i fall?, said the scared sexy looking agent.
– Don’t worry dear, i will help you get to the other side.

I started crossing the rotatitng bridge, small steps, being veeery careful not to fall. After all, this was one of my fave dresses, i wasn’t going to ruin it!

As soon as i got to the other side, i sent him a teleport. Don’t you just love teleporting?

And finally we got to the Pharaon’s Secret Chamber!!!!007 started to wander around the place, looking for the treasure.

- Look, it’s there!!!!, i screamed while pointing at one side of the chamber.
– What? That is a Souvenir store!!, let’s find the treasure for the Queen, said 007.
– Yes, exactly. She wanted some postcards, didn’t you know? , i said.
– We risked our pixels for some postcards?, said poor 007 looking shocked.

So i held his hand and guided him outside again.

We deserved some rest after such a hard mission, so i thought relaxing in a tent sounded nice.

- So…why are you named 007? , i asked.
– Because i always give every woman at least 7 orgasms, he answered.Why are you called 69?
– I will explain it to you, i said while blowing the candles in the tent.

And once it was all dark and cozy…

The Über Nerd & The Pussy in Boots: A Bizarre Love Story

4 Apr

Über Nerd: The ultimate in nerdisity; nerdus maximus. A nerd that other nerds look upon as a God amongst their species. This nerd is often assembled from parts of lesser nerds.
Pussy in Boots: French literary fairy tale about a cat who uses trickery and deceit to gain power, wealth, and the hand of a princess in marriage for his penniless and low-born master. The tale was written at the close of the seventeenth century by Charles Perrault (1628–1703).
FemDom: Female Domination (this one was easy, huh?)

Put together these three and you’ll get the most bizarre love story ever!!

I was wandering around, shopping and looking for new stuff to wear in my crazy events and also more casual stuff. Not sure how i ended in a place called “Dominion FemDom”. I was standing there with my shiny new red boots, trying to choose from different outfits, making myself that question. do i really need this? Suddenly i heard a low, nasal and kinda weird voice saying:

Like two foci of an elliptical
Your eyes entice me
Cause my cardiac muscles
To palpitate
As I estimate the distance
Between us
I’ve arrived
At the conclusion
That you’re sitting
Approximately 5 feet and 23 centimeters
Away from me
7 and one half millimeters closer
Than yesterday
As you sit there
And I calculate your potential energy
I find myself wishing
That I could change
Y= mx + b
Into y = Unext2me
You are my complementary angle
I long to whisper
That Newton’s laws
Were created just for you
Of course that’s not true
But logic doesn’t matter anymore
Because my feelings for you are growing exponentially
Like radiation, you penetrate through my skin
You watched my veins branch like fractals
While I reached for the pencil that you dropped
You listened to the logarithm my heart produced
At a near inaudible frequency
As I returned the pencil
To it’s rightful owner
Like absolute zero
All molecules within me halted
In that moment
Your centripetal force sent me spinning
And though they say opposites attract
You didn’t even utter a thank you
It figures
Seeing as the probability of you noticing me
Is exactly .41 in 10,731
But I long
To cosine my name on a love note
Addressed to you
You are the Pascal behind my triangle
And you can count on the fact
that I’ll calc-u-later

(poem by gogetenks8)

I had to turn my back and found this guy with weird looks, pens in his shirt pocket, awful glasses, a face full of spots and a mark from his iron on the back of the shirt.

- Who are you?
– I am an über nerd, and i want to be pwned by you.
– Pwned?, i asked.
– Yes, Ma’am.

So he gave me the leash to guide his collar and we were exploring around that FemDom place. At first i felt a bit weird, i believe in the free will and wasn’t sure if this whole domination thing was my cup of tea.

After a while i have to admit it was big fun!!!Poor nerdy having to follow me all around the place, forced to shop til i drop…mwahahahaha!!!We even made friends with some other Mistresses and their subs and, after some convo about Anton Aus Tirol , he wanted to go home.

As soon as we got home, he started to feel poorly, “maybe something i ate” he said…Then he ripped his clothes, screamed like an animal and…i couldn’t believe my eyes!!!

So now i have the biggest and strongest sub in the whole Second Life grid!!!

The Piranha Plant & The Tropical Elf

1 Apr

Everyone knows elves love nature, forests, lakes, flowers and animals and so on…an also a good party!!! This elf didn’t think twice before accepting the teleport to Sanctuary Rock. Event was “tropical party” so i thought….aloha!!!! and landed right in the middle of the dancefloor. As soon as everything rezzed, i instantly saw this creature: huge, green and with a very beautiful smile, showing off his big sharp white teeth.

Audrey, the piranha plant, started to drool right away and asked for a couple dance. I was a bit scared at first, but he (yes, Audrey is a he) promised i wouldn’t get bitten so i accepted…

Ever tried couple dancing with a huge plant? He was cute and green and so…but he was stepping on my feet all the time with his branches and roots! We decided to change and dance solo instead, was a great idea ‘cos my toes were starting to hurt badly.

We were both enjoying each other’s company, dancing and chatting and smiling all over, joking around and just having fun.

- Audrey: I think i love you Amelie.
– Me: Awwww i love you too Audrey.
– Audrey: Can i kiss you?
– Me: Sure you can!

- Me: Hey, you are trying to bite me!!!
– Audrey: Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (this said while chasing me all over the place, trying to bite me)
– Me: No friggin’ way!!!

So i just ran away as far as an elf with high heels can.

Conclussion: never dance with a piranha plant until he has eaten someone else :)

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